"Showgrillz"

[In my continuing effort to give credit where credit is due, this incredible post title was formulated by one "Mr. Gina" himself, a.k.a. Ben.] Today I was discussing the literary masterpiece "Grillz", which was previously noted, and I was lamenting that I wasn't a black man and therefore had an at least diminished chance to ever be a major force in the hip-hop industry (notable exceptions to the rule noted). One of my dear co-workers alerted me to a very important fact - the rapper that says every line that I quoted in the previous post about this song was in fact white. This caused a massive paradigm shift, especially when I typed his name, Paul Wall, in google and did an image search. Prepare yourself: I laughed for 20 seconds straight when I saw this, your reaction will vary. I have included a large gap of blank space so that you will not be caught unawares to this fact:

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [prepare thyself] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lollerskates. This guy pretty much let his jeweler/dentist get as high/drunk/short-on-oxygen as possible, and just go nuts on his mouth, producing this monstrosity of a "grill." But hey, what do I know, maybe this is like a normal grill, with nothing special. Since we're showing obscene pictures and talking about the evil rap music, today's funny link is gonna be at least PG-13. I caution you, as today's link has the potential to be alittle... what's the word... wrong. I'll let the link do the explaining itself, and throw out a few examples. The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator. Examples:

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it massaging the paisley orange brontosaurus? You should have seen him dancing with the little Spanish microphone. Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently tweaking the client-server V-chip.

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