Cha-chingzor.

Today has been a good day. You see, at work, I like the technical aspects of my job. This includes installation, maintenence, troubleshooting, and upgrades for all the hardware and software for the store I work at. Sadly, once this stuff becomes organized, not a whole lot of work has to be devoted to this aspect each day, which means I get to do more purchasing, receiving, inventory management-type stuff. Why was today good? Because today was the pre-cursor to what we like to call "new computer day!" I purchased two workstations and two laser printers for our major software upgrade which kicks in next week, and they should be here about Monday, which makes Monday a SUPER New Computer Day. And I like those. I think I'm officially sick, which dampens the enjoyment, but hopefully I'll be well by then. In other news, a fortune cookie recently told me:

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. [emphasis added]

This is all good and well, but as is my habit, I enjoy appending the words "in bed" to any fortune cookie. Let's look at this one more time before your savory favorite link:

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one, in bed. [emphasis added, duh]

If you think I'm gonna argue or disagree with that, then dood, your just crazy. Ah, so that funny link I was talkin' about. Let's see here.. booya. A classic, hee-larious if you've never seen it before, still dang-entertaining if you have.